Albertan Patriot. 24. Catholic.
If you’re attracted to kids, wash your mouth out with buckshot. Federalists go home.
you ever see something online and be like my personal data algorithm brought me here didn’t it 😔
(via ryedbreads)
Anonymous asked: so r u done being an emo faggot
Well anon, that really depends on how this afternoon goes.
Tagged by: @huehnerhuut
1. Are you named after anyone?
Some shoes
2. Last time you cried?

3. Do you have/want kids?
I don’t have any. I wouldn’t mind one or two though.
4. Do you use sarcasm?
Ive never been sarcastic before. no.
5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?
Hygiene or their voice.
6. What is your eye colour?
Light brown.
7. Scary movie or happy ending?
Im gonna say scary movie.
8. Any special talent?
I am good with animals. I can shoot pretty quickly.
9. Where were you born?
I don’t wanna talk about it. :(
10. What are your hobbies?
Walking, going to the gym, watching hockey, playing CHEL
11. Do you have any pets?
3 Dogs, 9 horses, 12 cats
12. What sports do you play?
Is CHEL a sport?
13. How tall are you?
178cm
14. Favorite subject in school?
Social Studies
15. Dream job?
Equipment operator or cattle rancher.
I tag: @ancienthing, @ryedbreads, @inconnuet, @fedkaczynski, @st-phanie
I’m going to make 100% sure nobody forgets the Humboldt Broncos.
You can hold me to that.
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So one of the Calgary flames is also a fortnite streamer. What.
My new favourite meme is Quebec separatists saying that Quebec and Alberta will leave Canada, but Alberta should still pay equalization to Quebec in return for what they’ve done for us. Like bruh, all Quebec’s given us is asbestos, pornography, bilingual cereal boxes, and maple syrup.
I dont know what to say. I’m at a
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Stay woke.
(If I stop posting out of nowhere, CSEC got me.)
You punch one prostitute and end up being forced to kill everyone in Freeside this is bullshit
Freeside is a good community where folks help their neighbours.